Definitions by jwkenne

Jordan Protocol

Rehab tactic where the PTA absolutely kicks the patient’s ass with a workout so intense that they are rendered semi-conscious and glued to the couch for the rest of the day. They are thus unable to engage in any more therapy for the week. Often leads to implementation of the Justin fall-back maneuver out of necessity.

Mrs. Jones was sleeping when I got there after the Jordan protocol, and not able to move for the rest of that week.

Jordan Protocol by jwkenne March 11, 2026

Prohaska Maneuver

The process whereby a Speech Therapist comes in on the POC and immediately becomes the patient's favorite. Happens regardless of how hard the PT and/or OT have been working as they cannot compete with her smile and sweet spirit.

Justin was the patient's favorite and had gotten loads of equipment for her. Then Nancy came in and pulled the Prohaska Maneuver with that smile and immediately became her favorite.

Prohaska Maneuver by jwkenne February 27, 2026