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Has the biggest meat ever and can never lose in 8ball
Jodiah is the best person ever, I love him so much
Jodiah by Biching February 4, 2025
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Josiahs are some of the greatest people you will ever meet in your entire life. Josiahs tend to make everyone around them laugh and is well known for being the greatest of all time. While josiahs are usually acting a fool they are surprisingly intelligent. Josiahs are the type of person you want to know due to their good looks intelligence and just being an all around awesome dude.
Man that type of josiah is such a character.
Josiah by ElderDraco270 November 18, 2017
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Always genuine and real, a true friend. He tends to be somewhat of a clown when in the mood and is a talented wordsmith. He is also very competitive and loves the taste of victory. Josiahs' find the right girl and stick with her but don't mind being a player once in a while... he is most compatible with Virgos' and their personalities tend to click. Due to their creativity, many Josiahs' are writers. He is goal oriented and works hard chasing his dreams, a fact much admired by others. Despite this, he loves having fun and will risk any embarrassment for a good laugh. His jokes tend to be corny but people love him anyways. Never has a problem with self-esteem and comes off as confident, masculine and attractive to the people he meets. All in all, Josiahs' are well balanced personalities and a constant source of entertainment to those round them.
"Hey, can you introduce me to Josiah?"
Josiah by livefrommiamiflorida February 6, 2010
Jediah
A short, handsome boy with a lot of friends. All of Jediah's friends are lucky, because he is one of the best friends you could ever have. He's helpful and goofy and really likes his hair. When you're feeling down you'd be lucky to have a Jediah around to make you smile. You can trust him to keep your secrets. If you have a Jediah in your life you are one of the luckiest people alive.
Jediah is an amazing person and an even better friend.
Jediah by LunaDumbledore June 14, 2017
A sexy sweet guy who shows his girl love and affection he never wants his princess to be sad he will make his baby girl feel so special and he spends most of his time thinking about her and he will stay up all night talking to her he is the type of guy that everyone loves but he doesn't care about other girls he cares about his one and only Josiah Is the type of guy you can trust and tell him everything Josiah is also Very athletic he is the type of guy who plays basketball and baseball or even soccer he will try and act like he is the best basketball player in the world but he is not lol, Josiah is also the type of guy that has so much money and will spend every little dollar and his baby girl or on shoes or clothes he has so many friends but when he is around his friends he acts different he loves to have fun and to joke around and he is like the sweetest guy u can ever meet he is so sexy and he has a nice booty and a big dick Josiah is also the type of guy who beeted his meet when he was younger and he still does it just not as much Josiah is also an amazing friend he has a sence of humor and he is truthful and nice and he will listen and if u need a hug he is there for you.....he is also an amazing kisser and he is the best in bed.
Josiah is amazing i think everyone needs a Josiah
Josiah is one of the greatest people you will ever meet! He is so musically gifted and so much more! He has amazing dark brown/black curly hair, he’s super tall, and overall amazing. He is so romantic and funny. He will do anything to make his special someone happy. He has such a great sense of humor. He’s very dorky. Once you get to know him there’s nothing you won’t find great. You’ll definitely fall hard. If you find a Josiah, don’t let him go. He’ll take you on the greatest journey of your life.
Have you herd Josiah’s music?! It’s incredible!
Josiah by Ryleebear3 June 3, 2019
Josiah is one of the greatest people that have ever existed. A good athlete, an all-star. Great at school. A person who actually cares about others and always knows the right thing to say. You are lucky if you get to have this person in your life.
Josiah is my best friend.
Josiah by Viviiii April 19, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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