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Jodanese (noun)
A unique communication style used by someone who is not good with language but gives it a red-hot go anyway.
Characterised by:
• Sentences that start strong but finish… somewhere else
• Missing words that you’re expected to mentally supply
• Creative grammar rules known only to Jordan
• Heavy reliance on “you know what I mean”
• Messages that require interpretation, intuition, and sometimes a follow-up phone call
A unique communication style used by someone who is not good with language but gives it a red-hot go anyway.
Characterised by:
• Sentences that start strong but finish… somewhere else
• Missing words that you’re expected to mentally supply
• Creative grammar rules known only to Jordan
• Heavy reliance on “you know what I mean”
• Messages that require interpretation, intuition, and sometimes a follow-up phone call
by Dienewk January 25, 2026
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