Twatterpot 

A twatterpot is someone who rages so incredibly hard that they start raging at things not related to the original cause of anger

Bob: Dude I just stomped your ass at Mortal Kombat
George: Man fuck this game! Fuck you! Fuck this I'm moving out too!
Bob: Dude don't be a twatterpot.

Twatterpot by DJ Camel January 9, 2013

Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.

I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!

Twatsaster by Masta Z September 6, 2013

Twatster

Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.

John's degree has made him speak like he knows it all and feels it all. He's an educated geezer now, you know, knows all that fancy middle class lingo. Yeah, a right twatster.

Twatster by Samson79 May 7, 2016

twatability

Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.

Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"

Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."

twatability by mcemzy April 19, 2018

Twatwaffle 

A person so utterly ignorant they should legally be classified as mentally challenged but somehow manage to be a cunt.

Only a fat twatwaffle would wear velour track pants and criticize the fashion of others.

Twatwaffle by doobdasher January 15, 2017

Twatching 

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

Twatching by jacandy December 19, 2019

Twatalogue

A glossy brochure featuring ladies' bits, which sadly lacks a mail order element.

From chic and sophisticated periodicals such as Mayfair, to downmarket manrags including Razzle, twatalogues offer something for every pocket.

Twatalogue by Milo2009 July 8, 2009