john young middle school 

The 2 years where you decide weather you're going to be pregnant by 16, queer, a drug dealer, dead, or arrested.

There is no getting out. See you at McDonald's bitches. And you hoes better get my order right.

Yo, you forgot my large root beer. Fucking John young middle school kids.

john young middle school by ImStillStuckHere February 20, 2017

john higgins 

A very sexy beast with a large penis

Is that john higgins ya he has a large penis get you a john Higgins

john higgins by John Higgins May 25, 2017

John Saner 

A Very Good Looking man who all the girls love very strong and and good at kicking.

John Saner Very good looking very strong

John Saner by Ress Girls October 22, 2018

John Tavares 

John Tavares be BUSSIN BUSSIN. I love John, so he is bussin. ;)

"Did you see John Tavares in that suit tonight?" - Deborah
"Oh yeah, he be bussin bussin 😏😍💕" - Linda

John Tavares by leafs be bussin ;) May 27, 2021

John's penis

Toooooo small to make girls happiest only boys

John's penis is too small to coom

John's penis by Cummingtonite January 11, 2022

John Lennon 

The most amazing and talented man ever. Super hot and a member of The Beatles in 1963- 1970. They broke up because of his stupid second wife. He started and failed art college. If you don't know who John Lennon is, you have serious problems because you looked him up. He is not God, nor is he anything close. He was talented, amazing, hot and funny. Despite what a previous definition stated, he was not mean but slightly tempermental. He had two sons and two wives. His sons were John Charels Jullian Lennon and Shawn Lennon. His first wife was Cynthia Lennon and his second was the demon woman, Yoko Ono. He was shot and killed in front of the Dakoda building in New York. He was shot twice in the back, twice in the shoulder and one bullet missed.

John Lennon was amazing and if you don't agree, you suck with great intencity.

John Lennon by Lennon Lover February 19, 2010

John McCain

Very,Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, old dinosaur age guy who looks like a fucking turtle.

Dude#1: Look it's a 150 year old Turtle!!

Dude#2: No it's not, It's John McCain.

Dude#1: Oh your right!!

Both: Laughing

John McCain by Urban Prufesur January 1, 2009