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FIRST OF ALL
Dis dude don’t say much he fine doe
He’s nice.:)
HE REJECTED BRIANNA GOEDE IN 6xth grade jsnevejendhkd?!?
He’s baller
YALL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ROAST HIM?
Hint: ima girl ^we friends
Hint: I have brown eyes
And for some reason my definition of Arianna Villa got deleted ugh it was my fav🤨🤨
FIRST OF ALL
Dis dude don’t say much he fine doe
He’s nice.:)
HE REJECTED BRIANNA GOEDE IN 6xth grade jsnevejendhkd?!?
He’s baller
YALL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ROAST HIM?
Hint: ima girl ^we friends
Hint: I have brown eyes
And for some reason my definition of Arianna Villa got deleted ugh it was my fav🤨🤨
by WhitnallMS July 11, 2018
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Chris Albrecht is a brilliant television executive. He is much loved and very missed at the HBO offices.
Chris Albrecht is a good man, not all is true of what is written by the LA Times. He is wrongly accused.
by carlosj January 17, 2008
Get the Chris Albrecht mug.The ex-guitarist of Black Veil Brides. Now in the band House Of Glass. He is a kick-ass person and hot as hell!!!!!
person1- heyy how did you like your trip to hollywood?
person2- he was hella good in bed....ohh you ment the city didn't you?!
person1- well Chris Hollywood is SEXY AS HELL!!!
person2- he was hella good in bed....ohh you ment the city didn't you?!
person1- well Chris Hollywood is SEXY AS HELL!!!
by Mrs. R. Radke January 1, 2010
Get the Chris Hollywood mug.a horribly unfunny comedian with the most irratating voice in the world, no comedic timing and no idea what a punchline is, just disguises random words that vageuly relate to the subject as one. Also noted for seeing racism where there is none.
Chris Rock: Doctors don't cure shit! They don't cure shit! The last disease doctors cured was polio, when's the last time you met someone with polio?
Impersonating a boss and his employee
Chris Rock: "Why weren't you at work today?" "Oh, my polio's actin' up again!" They don't cure shit!
me:what the hell? why is that funny?? how does it relate? what does the extinction of disease have to do with Physicians "not curing shit"
Chris Rock: There are three types of women in the world: A: Women that give NO head. B: Women that give just enough head to shut ya up and my favorite C: the women that want nothing more than to suck a dick.
me:uhhh..ok. what about women is enjoy it ocassinally? to only certain ppl? wont suck a horribly unfunny guys dick? I could go on and on dissing this very inconclusive, poorly thought out "punchline"
Chris Rock: Guys, have you ever been with your lady in bed and you both talkin' dirty then you say somethin' that got you kicked out of bed. Where the woman's like "Fuck me! Harder, harder, harder! Fuck me daddy! Fuck me! Fuck me! Spank me! Fuck me!" "Alright, ya ho!" "Who're you callin' a ho? Who da fuck are you callin' a ho? Untie me!"
me:no. creepy fucker
Chris Rock: God forbid some brown people got wealthy... We can't have that! Because drugs come from brown countries. We can't have no wealthy brown people! There are no wealthy black or brown people in America.
me:Oprah, Denzel, Will Smith, your unfunny ass, Cosby.
“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'
me:its not a matter of race. white people+white celebs get pulled over. Exact same thing happens. they let the celeb go. they give the mid class a hard time. thanks for seeing things that arent there.
Impersonating a boss and his employee
Chris Rock: "Why weren't you at work today?" "Oh, my polio's actin' up again!" They don't cure shit!
me:what the hell? why is that funny?? how does it relate? what does the extinction of disease have to do with Physicians "not curing shit"
Chris Rock: There are three types of women in the world: A: Women that give NO head. B: Women that give just enough head to shut ya up and my favorite C: the women that want nothing more than to suck a dick.
me:uhhh..ok. what about women is enjoy it ocassinally? to only certain ppl? wont suck a horribly unfunny guys dick? I could go on and on dissing this very inconclusive, poorly thought out "punchline"
Chris Rock: Guys, have you ever been with your lady in bed and you both talkin' dirty then you say somethin' that got you kicked out of bed. Where the woman's like "Fuck me! Harder, harder, harder! Fuck me daddy! Fuck me! Fuck me! Spank me! Fuck me!" "Alright, ya ho!" "Who're you callin' a ho? Who da fuck are you callin' a ho? Untie me!"
me:no. creepy fucker
Chris Rock: God forbid some brown people got wealthy... We can't have that! Because drugs come from brown countries. We can't have no wealthy brown people! There are no wealthy black or brown people in America.
me:Oprah, Denzel, Will Smith, your unfunny ass, Cosby.
“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'
me:its not a matter of race. white people+white celebs get pulled over. Exact same thing happens. they let the celeb go. they give the mid class a hard time. thanks for seeing things that arent there.
by asf May 2, 2006
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by blu03 December 18, 2009
Get the chris crocker mug.When a member of a band, particularly a vocalist or frontman has the tendency to leave and join bands several times. Sort of like a disease.
Chris Cornell left Soundgarden for a solo career, then joined Audioslave, left them for another solo career.
once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.
Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?
once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.
Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?
by Lordofpoo May 14, 2011
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