the V-mop

another fabulous term which means a female vagina.

"the v-mop can really stink up a good finger party"


"I didn't think I was going that fast officer, I was concentrating on flossing my girls v-mop...make her all sloppy like good time.."

by chris sheffler June 29, 2008

hot mop

Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your partner's stomach/tits/face

I pulled out and came all over her belly, but then I hot mopped her.

by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

stinky mop

the sexual act of leaning on a wall or bed inverted and releasing a rea style mudd butt explosion that saturates your frank and beans then receiving oral sex from your willing partner

i still have bits in my teeth from your stinky mop last night honey

by phishsux January 5, 2009

Mop Head

Someone who has long hair that goes past your nose and runs into things because he can't see. Also pushes his hair out of his face but it just falls back in his face very fast.

My brother is a mop head.

by alexhe January 3, 2008

Mop Head

is someone having dreads, long kinky twist or just long twist

"Ayy dawg did yall see them mop heads roll through our block?"

by J_Nutty2010 May 11, 2010

hot mops

just soemthing i heard for a skit

yeah the mexicans are up on the roof slapping each other with the hot mops

by Burgertime April 21, 2003

wank mop

Basically, whatever is suitable and close to hand to clean up the mess after a spontaneous, off the cuff, wank. Items such as socks, towels and if necessary, cushion covers will fit the bill for this purpose.

I got myself into a right mess last night,I'd ran out of toilet roll so I had to use my sock as a wank mop.

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006