mexican drain

It's like Crystal Light for Kids... but it's anal.

Only a dangus would do a Mexican drain

by Dang ol' dangus February 8, 2020

drain clog

A person who has much more body hair than average, so that they resemble a clog of matted hair removed from a sink or shower drain.

Did you see that guy at the beach? He was so hairy, when I first saw him I thought he was wearing a gorilla suit. He was a total drain clog.

by webgrunt2 June 18, 2007

Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019

Jizzy Drain

The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation

Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.

by Kilo Blunton January 17, 2019

sane-drain

The emigration of mentally stable individuals from a geographical location, workplace, or institution. As a surplus of wackos becomes apparent, relatively sane folk are forced to get the hell outta Dodge.

The car dealership had suffered from sane drain ever since the boss’s son-in-law was put in charge of human resources.

Sane-drain plagued the presidential campaign offices until the only workers left were too highly medicated to complete all but the simplest of tasks.

As the cult completed construction of their dormitories, sane-drain of longterm locals increased exponentially.

by JJ Seldron September 1, 2019

Drain Beaver

Collection of pubic hair in the drain of a shower or bath tub. Especially, after your chick trims her Pubic Mane in the shower.

Damn, girl, you need to clean up that Drain Beaver you left in the shower. There's three inches of water in the tub and I'm not sticking my hand in there.

by blurb-atx January 14, 2009

drain the swamp

To 'drain the swamp" is to remove water from a fetid low-lying area to make room for the effluence of your own cesspool.

Donald Trump vowed to drain the swamp in Washington so he could fill it with the stool pigeons of the corrupt corporate elite

by Panoramaman December 21, 2016