Tyler Stock

Fat ass who plays x-box 360 in his room naked while jacking off and eating oreo cakesters while playing paintball

Who the hell wants to be a Tyler Stock.

by Chris Sack June 11, 2010

Bang Stock

A collection of members of the opposite (or same) sex kept around solely for the purpose of sexual intercourse.

Man, she's tasty. I may have to add her to my collection of bang stock.

by Oskie Bear November 3, 2010

head stock swing

the act of taking the neck of a guitar and/or bass and outwardly swinging the instrument it to the side, making the guitar or bass perpendicular with the body violently (left or right depending on playing style) then pulling it back violently while keeping the song going.

That band had some badass head stock swings during their breakdowns.

by Dante De Rossi October 19, 2006

noob stock

A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.

Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.

by Jar the Monk Squire January 20, 2008

Card stock

The type of cardboard for cheap people

Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

Old Stock Internet User

An internet user that began using the inter before 2007.

After the term old stock Canadian.

Joe joined the internet in 2000, making him an Old Stock Internet User.

by Deez Mama January 30, 2022

Braden Stock

A word to describe someone that is funny

"Oh yea that guy Joe he's pretty Braden Stock

by JoheMamamia December 15, 2021