spoose

A person parents show their daughters to scare them into celibacy.

Spoose: And what are you going to be when you grow up little girl?
Little Girl: A nun
Parent::)

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

smooge

A lose ror someone whos hits the hershey highway.

A gay homoseual faggot with gross desires.

by Hi September 9, 2003

Smooge, Smuge, Smouge

a.)A cross between Smudge and Splooge,Spluge,Splouge.

b.)A small amount of something, usually less than a teaspoon; because a teaspoon is generally the amount of ejaculate that comes from a mans penis.

"Just put a Smooge, Smuge, Smouge of vodka in my o.j."

by Pink Taco82 May 1, 2009

SOOSE

SOOSE is the acronym for "Sudden Onset Of Shit Episode," whereupon one is overcome by the sudden NEED to shit. This necessitates the urgent, often frantic, need to find a toilet, ASAP, or risk uncontrolled evacuation of one's bowels in whatever one is wearing at that moment. Often accompanied by growling of the lower bowels, and diarrhea.

Roger had a SOOSE, but made it to a toilet in time.

by Whistle Berries July 21, 2011

Snoose

The tightened area of your scrotum where the two hemispheres of your sac meet.

Man when jenny shaved my sac she sure tickled my snoose!

by donniefarto October 3, 2009

spoose

{noun} A combination of sperm and mousse.

"I liked that chicks hair so much I had to spoose in it!" or "I think I want to spoose on your face."

by titwillow July 6, 2009

smoosh

sucking ones dick, oral sex

Jeanny gave me a nice smoosh last night man!

by The smoosh docta March 27, 2009