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SOOSE is the acronym for "Sudden Onset Of Shit Episode," whereupon one is overcome by the sudden NEED to shit. This necessitates the urgent, often frantic, need to find a toilet, ASAP, or risk uncontrolled evacuation of one's bowels in whatever one is wearing at that moment. Often accompanied by growling of the lower bowels, and diarrhea.
Roger had a SOOSE, but made it to a toilet in time.
by Whistle Berries July 20, 2011
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True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.
"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.
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A slang term used to describe a "dirty girl".

A shortened version of the spanish word 'sucia' pronounced sue-see-ah
Gina is a soose, she sleeps with a different guy every night of the week.
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A soose Is someone that screws everything up 24/7 365
Dr.Seuss was a little soose when he dropped the glass.
by Gettingrealinthefield March 06, 2015
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