A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internet stalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.
After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.
Gets jealous of any relationship you have.
Repetitive attempts for a booty call.
Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.
Calls friends for info on how you are.
Gets jealous of any relationship you have.
Repetitive attempts for a booty call.
Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.
Calls friends for info on how you are.
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Get the obsessed ex-boyfriend mug.1. A military rank in the German Army during the Nazi (WW II) era, roughly equivalent to Lieutenant-Colonel in other armies.
2. By derivation, a tight-assed, imperious, arrogant, autocratic bastard of a boss or manager, usually middle-ranking, who also arse-licks his superiors and denigrates his team.
2. By derivation, a tight-assed, imperious, arrogant, autocratic bastard of a boss or manager, usually middle-ranking, who also arse-licks his superiors and denigrates his team.
"The Obersturmbannfuhrer's knocked back my request for a bigger hard drive. Bastard bastard bastard."
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Someone who is obsessed with video gaming, physical and mental traits that help you identify them include:
Poor hygiene - greasy unwashed hair that never gets combed - games are more important to the individual, how ever some do actually look after their appearance.
Blunt personality - they are usually in "cuckoo land" dreaming of being inside a video game or what they are going to play when they get home from work/school. Long hours in front of the computer and having no social life leads to an underdeveloped personality, they are generally self-centered and over confident in decisions they make making them look like an idiot out in the real world.
Unintelligent - because of the long hours they spend at the computer they know how to do nothing else only click a mouse button and tap keys on a keyboard, ask them to start a lawnmower(they probably don't know how).
Over reacting - this is usually more prominent in the gamer who is also obsessed with anime, acting out expressions in real life that you would only find in a cartoon.
Under slept - long hours at the computer causes severe sleep debt over time, they can be found to have very pale and badly complexioned skin with raw looking eyes, ignorance to lack of sleep can cause insanity in time.
Poor hygiene - greasy unwashed hair that never gets combed - games are more important to the individual, how ever some do actually look after their appearance.
Blunt personality - they are usually in "cuckoo land" dreaming of being inside a video game or what they are going to play when they get home from work/school. Long hours in front of the computer and having no social life leads to an underdeveloped personality, they are generally self-centered and over confident in decisions they make making them look like an idiot out in the real world.
Unintelligent - because of the long hours they spend at the computer they know how to do nothing else only click a mouse button and tap keys on a keyboard, ask them to start a lawnmower(they probably don't know how).
Over reacting - this is usually more prominent in the gamer who is also obsessed with anime, acting out expressions in real life that you would only find in a cartoon.
Under slept - long hours at the computer causes severe sleep debt over time, they can be found to have very pale and badly complexioned skin with raw looking eyes, ignorance to lack of sleep can cause insanity in time.
I asked him if he wanted to go out paint balling with me but he was too busy playing Final Fantasy, he's such an obsessed gamer.
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At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.
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