Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.

Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Gooner

Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.

"Gooner"
When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"

by Niju2 May 12, 2024

Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Gooner

One who loves crab Rangoon's.

Me and my friends are gooners and are all going to goon together tonight.

by CheezeWizz June 8, 2024

Goonerbator

NOUN. A person who is addicted, or persistent in the act of masturbating. Although stops right before they ejaculate.
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".

Although Tohamy goons every once in a while, by no means is he a goonerbator.

by ASN-SPIDEY June 8, 2024

Gooner

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.

"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"

by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024