FecesBerry

Any Blackberry mobile device, that falls into a feces infested toilet. Preferably: Diarrhea.

I'm just checking my facebook, twitter, and myspace on my FecesBerry.

by finespud February 22, 2010

feces folio

A polite way to say shit list.

I knew there was going to be trouble when I made the boss' feces folio.

by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010

Facespeedbooking

Someone who pretends to like everything they "like" and mean everything they comment, but they're truly just trying to win the unspoken race of the fastest facebooker.

Yeah, she's a pro at Facespeedbooking.

by Prodigy Panda June 18, 2011

Facespooge

The act of giving your congressional partner the 'pleasurable' experience of covering their face with your ejaculate, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a pornographic movie.

Honey, I'm nearing orgasm, I'd like to give you a facespooge. Not likely, we're married now; we gave that up years ago.

by YellowPinkie June 24, 2011

faceslide

The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.

If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.

by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011

faecetime

To use Facetime whilst directing brown traffic through ones chocolate speedway, to multitask, to drop the kids off at the pool while holding a smelly board meeting.

I'm busy manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation right now, I'll Faecetime you on my break!

by Deathmetalmechanic April 28, 2017

Faces

The fag and dyke epicenter of Sacramento, CA. This nightclub is filled with AIDS and all kinds of staph infections.

Paullywog went to Faces one night because his fag hag friends made him go.

by crudmonkey October 29, 2020