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Another name for Taylor Swift. Usually used by reasonable people who don't think she's anything special and shouldn't be idolized.
Mindy: omg omg omg I TOTALLY want tickets to Taylor Swifts era's tour!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Morty: You know what Mindy I'm not getting you tickets and I sure as hell don't see why you'd bend over for THAT BLONDE.
Morty: You know what Mindy I'm not getting you tickets and I sure as hell don't see why you'd bend over for THAT BLONDE.
by crudmonkey December 26, 2023
Get the That Blondemug. traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
Get the pavement stone countermug. When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.
Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!
Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.
OR
Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"
Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.
OR
Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"
by crudmonkey May 27, 2022
Get the sucking science dickmug. The fag and dyke epicenter of Sacramento, CA. This nightclub is filled with AIDS and all kinds of staph infections.
by crudmonkey October 29, 2020
Get the Facesmug. by crudmonkey April 25, 2020
Get the squirt the weaselmug. The most censored form of the word "sexual intercourse"
Used by people on youtube to avoid the jewish censors in silicon valley.
Used by people on youtube to avoid the jewish censors in silicon valley.
Katie from "Without a Crystal Ball" loves to talk about front hugging.
She's mad because she hasn't gotten any front hugging in a while
She's mad because she hasn't gotten any front hugging in a while
by crudmonkey March 26, 2021
Get the front huggingmug. The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
by crudmonkey April 6, 2015
Get the daddy managermug.