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Douche Flute

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."
by Tclick October 14, 2017
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flute player

Someone who is amazingly awesome. A flute player is always on step, in tune, the smartest of all the sections. he/she always has the perfect instrument angle and always has the prettiest parts. they are just too amazing for the rest of the band to even compare.
summer- "Flutes are SO cool."
kelly- "i know. i wish i played that insanely awesome instrument"
summer- "ugh, trombone sucks"
anna- "I'm a flute player, and I am fabulous at any and all scales, including the chromatic. You all wish you were me."
by Caitlin Hayne December 24, 2012
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Fanny flutters

When it makes the vagina tingle
Dammmnnnn that Bennie is giving me fanny flutters
by Dootandtoot August 10, 2018
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Flutter

A word describing someone who is not quite a crush, but whom you are still interested in getting to know. I.e. that hot guy you always see in the hall at school, but you don't know his name or what he's like.
Susan: "Meghan said she saw a hot new barista at Starbucks and that she's totally got a crush on him!"
Patricia: "Even if he is hot, she can't already have a crush on him - she doesn't even know anything about him. That's more like a flutter. But I'll go down there tomorrow to see if he really is hot!"
by PettyPatricia February 25, 2017
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RUSTY FLUTE

giving a girl a rim job while playing with the snatch
DUDE I was giving my old lady a rusty flute and she sharked on my nose
by KWANKBONE KEVO November 6, 2010
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Fanny flutters

When a girl feels a tingly feeling in her vagina when being with a (sometimes) good lookin ladd
(good looking guy walks past)
Karen: ughh Clare did ye see him 😌, fanny flutters off him
Clare:omg yeah
by Annomynous88 October 15, 2019
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flutopotamus

A fat slut who doesn't care about who she has sex with as she as at the bottom of the sexual food-chain. As she is often turned down, she continues to hunt using her fat as a weapon.
i would never have sex with that flutopotamus! are you crazy amy?!
by smelly_girl November 14, 2011
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