Crank 2: High Voltage 

A movie that is nothing at all like Twilight.

Crank 2: High Voltage is not like Twilight.

Crank 2: High Voltage by I don't even April 22, 2009

crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus

i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

crank that ash wednesday by austingale March 8, 2008

crank dat 

song that is contributing to the retardation of america

After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.

crank dat by soulja boy must needs be dead December 31, 2007

crank up 

To start something. Derived from the method of starting an old-timey car that literally had to be "cranked up" before it could be run.

Make sure the pool isn't too cold before I bother to crank up the heater.

crank up by Metatag November 2, 2005

Crank dat Sean Casey 

The term used to describe the act of stepping away from a female while performing intercourse, and adjusting the velcro strap of your gloves (the use of gloves is premeditated, for when you are planning to perform the Sean Casey. I mean, why else would you wear gloves?)

It is also the name of a dance where you adjust your gloves, step back and adjust your helmet. (Optional move: Adjusting your package for good measure)

This is derived from the baseball player, Sean Casey, who is known to adjust his gloves habitually between pitches.

I just smoked a J so I'm feeling kinda spacey, had to step away and crank dat Sean Casey.

Crank dat Sean Casey by large tuna March 4, 2009

crank that hillary 

when your husband is the center of a scandal where he ejaculates all over a girls face, and you stand by your man. you then run for president 10 years later.

that bitch was all mad at me at first for doin a crank that hillary, but she eventually got over it

crank that hillary by austingale March 17, 2008

crank wanker 

A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."

You're a real crank wanker.

crank wanker by Walt Stratton January 30, 2008