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Contradiction

Taking screenshots of your Ex's pictures while telling her you're trying to move on at the same time.
I don't know what's up with A, he's been taking screenshots of his ex girlfriend's pictures now, textbook example of contradiction.
by Whitewitch May 27, 2018
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.comrade

(also 'dot comrade') n. an acquaintance first encountered online whom you have not yet met in real life

can range from something as casual and one-dimensional as a preferred online chess opponent to a mutual Livejournal friend whose blogs you've both commented on for years to someone you often corresponded with via webcams and even might have had cybersex with
"Sure, she's listed 400 friends on her Myspace, but most of them are .comrades."

"That reminds me of something my friend Dave said yesterday. Well, actually it was something he wrote on his blog--he's more of a .comrade."
by Michael Bukakis January 14, 2007
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Juicy Contradiction

1) A fat girl with a pretty face
2) A fat girl that wears tight pants. Her ass looks good, yet only because she is fat.
Jim: "I'm only attracted to her because of her face."
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction
by Vogiebear December 22, 2012
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contradiction

a giraffe says "moo, im a goat". now thats a contradiction.
by tough brained cookies January 28, 2012
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walking contradiction

an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds
Ive got not belief,
But I believe I'm a walking contradiction,
And I ain't got no rights
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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contradict

When one does the exact opposite of what they're opposed to
Woman: That guy always contradicts himself by doing the opposite of what he says.
Woman 2: I know, he's such a hypocrite.
by nbunch81 June 7, 2016
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Contradictionary

A word that defies the definition of a word as defined in a dictionary.
The Oxford Dictionary recently changed the definition of "literally" to include the figurative definition of "literally". There is therefore literally no definition for "literally" in the dictionary anymore. How contradictionary...
by tobmeister December 26, 2014
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