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bumper bowling

The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.
"Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."
by Meaty Pablo December 15, 2007
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carpet bumper

When two lesbians rub their pelvic bones against each other as bumper cars.
Those two chicks were carpet bumpers all night long because neither one of them had a dick!
by Chthonic December 16, 2006
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Bumper

A stupid, incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.

Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."
"That bloke is useless, He's a total bumper!"

"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"

"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."

"That's a bumper thing to do!"
by Jay De July 19, 2009
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Clam Bumpers

One definition of lesbians, (clam meaning vagina) insisting that the two women have sex by rubbing one of their vaginas against the others vagina.
Cindy and Martha love eachother, they are probably clam bumpers.
by leanna :) April 25, 2006
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Blumper

A blumper is a girl who takes a shit while giving a blowjob at the same time.
She was constipated and killed two birds with one stone by becoming a blumper last night.
by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018
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Denting the bumper

Covertly feeling a womens ass without her acknowledgement, or awareness;can be done while passing each other in a crowded area, train, or in a small space
With such a large number of sexy, and foxy women around it's not very difficult to see a guy denting the bumper.
by SavetheGiraffes November 16, 2005
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Welding the bumper

When a guy has sexual urges and decides it's time to relieve the stress. Also known as masturbating
Hey do you know where Cass went?
He's probably Welding the Bumper
by Brandt1dudes January 26, 2017
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