The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.
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A stupid, incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.
Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."
Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."
"That bloke is useless, He's a total bumper!"
"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"
"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."
"That's a bumper thing to do!"
"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"
"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."
"That's a bumper thing to do!"
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With such a large number of sexy, and foxy women around it's not very difficult to see a guy denting the bumper.
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