Welding 

The act of using a welder

"Hey dude, I'm welding with this welder"

Welding by AugTheViking April 23, 2020

welding 

grinding your penis in between the thighs of another man to achieve ejaculation.

In the mid-90s, young men at the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT-Madras) started the concept of welding as they were having difficulty getting anywhere with young females.

Sanju: Man, I asked the hot chick out to chai, but she rejected me.

Krishnu: It's okay. We can head back to our dormitories and weld Sanju.

welding by G-Bond April 25, 2010

Welding 

When you dance like you welded the same object together 2 times in garry's mod

Couple 1: Does a foxtrot
Couple 2: Does a welding

Welding by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Welding 

Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.

"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.

Welding by PhatRob June 9, 2021

welding mask 

more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol

did you see the girl that jon hooked up with? damn he had the welding mask on last night

welding mask by nathn February 17, 2009

Welding the bumper 

When a guy has sexual urges and decides it's time to relieve the stress. Also known as masturbating

Hey do you know where Cass went?
He's probably Welding the Bumper

Welding the bumper by Brandt1dudes January 26, 2017

Welding Engineer 

One of the highest paid, most sought after engineers in existance. A product of THE Ohio State University.

see also, better than you

Dan wishes he was a Welding Engineer, instead he's stuck living for AutoCad with his Mechanical Engineering degree.

Welding Engineer by Cameron Benedict November 18, 2007