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Chthonic's definitions
carpet bumper
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When two
lesbians
rub their pelvic bones against
each other
as
bumper cars
.
Those two chicks were carpet bumpers
all night long
because
neither
one of them
had a dick!
by
Chthonic
December 16, 2006
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