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Big-top Creampie 

Not the conventional "creampie"; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her sexual desires to fornicate with a clown. When the clown nears his orgasm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and ejaculates on it. After the clown ejaculates on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman's face, splattering whipped cream, semen, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).

This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).

Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
Clown: I was boning the bearded lady last night and when I was about to cum, I told her I wanted to give her a creampie.

Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?

Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.

Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?

Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
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sexy top hats 

What Brendon Urie wore in the I Write Sins Not Tragedies video by the popular indie band Panic! at the Disco
Brendon: Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.(while wearing a sexy top hats)

Sexy Top Hats are Totally Panic!
sexy top hats by Allisin August 28, 2006
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red top fiend 

slang for someone addicted to cocaine, name comes from the red top of a coca-cola bottle, hence red top fiend's are coke fiends
yo them nigga's all paranoid red top fiend's.........
red top fiend by sarsmatic April 3, 2004
for real?
Yeah, I fucked that ho Alishamisa in her iznass!
Off top my nigga?
off top by jon bon jovster April 29, 2003

waffle top 

n. a girl with saggy tits that were believed to be firm until her bra came off. most likely the result of breastfeeding. very common in strip clubs where meth is prevalaent.
Shiela revealed herself to be a waffle top and much flopping ensued.
waffle top by papapoopoo September 2, 2004
The best of the best. Used to congratulate some one on the way they did something.
-Hellen your the top!
The top by Idio Morrum October 12, 2005

Maknae On Top

"Maknae On Top" is a term used to describe Stray Kids' youngest member Yang Jeongin. He achieved this title by being the best 4th gen maknae and changing the kpop industry.
"Maknae on top, uoh oh oooh"