Phallophobe

One who suffers from phallophobia, or fear of penises (especially erect) in a narrow sense, and aversion of the masculine in a broader sense.

She couldn't understand the sudden and compete aversion to her partner's erect penis. She was wondering if perhaps she's become a phallophobe.

by Sapiophillic January 9, 2021

Phallogram

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and balls” configuration.

“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”

by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023

Phallic Slide

Where you slide down a slide on to a man's penis (or dildo).

Gina went down a Phallic Slide and missed, she broke the dude's dick.

by jakens88 October 6, 2010

Phallic panic

When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape

"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.

by jdfjhefbs. December 2, 2010

Phallustines

Small spiked protrusions from your penis

<Quackers> spiky bits growing on your nob are never a good sign.

<SomethingwithanE> Phallustines

by DarkLordOfTheSith April 13, 2011

phallamander

A very large phallic being, which resembles the phallus. In conjunction with the salamander.

Chinese Giant Salamander is a phallamander.

by phallam726 September 30, 2012

phallus accusation

When gossipy women demean a man by rumoring he has a small penis.

"Lisa, until I did him I always thought Dan was a small-dicked asshole. I have to admit it was a phallus accusation."

by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012