Top definition
When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape
"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.
by jdfjhefbs. November 30, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Phallic panic mug for your sister-in-law Larisa.

Available Domains :D

  • phallicpanic.men
  • phallicpanic.ninja
  • phallicpanic.net
  • phallicpanic.com
  • phallicpanic.se
  • phallicpanic.org