Phallustines
Phallustines by DarkLordOfTheSith April 13, 2011
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Phallustines
I am not at all sure that the Phallustines existed merely in ancient times --- there seem to be plenty of "pricks" in the modern-day world, as well.
Phallustines by QuacksO March 13, 2019
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Phallustine
Phallustine:
A philistine, man or woman, whose life is guided by their nether regions. An uncultured person who has no knowledge of the world outside of empty sexual encounters. Most often found lurking in expensive nightclubs.
A philistine, man or woman, whose life is guided by their nether regions. An uncultured person who has no knowledge of the world outside of empty sexual encounters. Most often found lurking in expensive nightclubs.
1) Andy: So, what did you think of the orchestra?
Ben: I wasn't paying attention. I just went to check out that hot cellist.
Andy: Jeez dude, you're such a Phallustine!
2) Susan: I hate Fashion TV because it’s filled with Phallustines.
Ben: I wasn't paying attention. I just went to check out that hot cellist.
Andy: Jeez dude, you're such a Phallustine!
2) Susan: I hate Fashion TV because it’s filled with Phallustines.
Phallustine by Atzushka February 13, 2009
Phyllistines
For years I had an elderly neighbor named Phyllis who was a real "political rebel" with lots of determination to assist others, so perhaps she was a descendant of the Phyllistines.
Phyllistines by QuacksO May 22, 2019
Phallustine
A region of the Middle East where male nudity is permitted, and most dudes are real "dicks" when it comes to social interaction.
According to a map of the world showing the average penis-sizes of males in the different countries, guys in the Phallustine area have medium-size schlongs, whereas the love-pipes of the dudes in neighboring Lebanon are some of the largest in the world, so I wonder if the two groups are in a heated "mine is bigger than yours" competition, which might explain why many of them always go around with their "downstairs equipment" hanging out in plain view, and also why everyone seems to hate each other over there.
Phallustine by QuacksO May 22, 2019
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