Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 06, 2020

how’s your bum for cracking walnuts

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.

We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.

Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.

by The dirty digglet November 05, 2023

Filthy walnut

When a women puts dirty nuts in her mouth.

Oh my god I can't believe I ate that filthy walnut!

by Pecan sandie March 09, 2016

Wizzy Walnuts

Fake edition of 'Wizzy Peanuts'

Thas so wizzy pea- wizzy walnuts.... foo.

by Sazzanmand April 20, 2006

space walnut

some sort of insult in Steven Universe, introduced in the episode "Gem Harvest".

Only used once after Greg confessed to his cousin Andy that he changed his family name from Demayo to Universe.

Steven: "what's a Demayo?"
Andy: "Andy Demayo, Greg Demayo, Steven Demayo. We're the Demayos."
Greg: "actually, we're, uhm, the Universes now."
Andy: "YOU SPACE WALNUT! you didn't even kept your family name! But you go around giving family property out like candy on some kind of candy giving out holiday?!"

by Smartass2 June 15, 2017

Walnut in chinese

Hu tao is how to say walnut in chinese. But its also Hu Tao (Chinese: 胡桃 Hú Táo) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.

Hu Tao's antics and eccentricity belies her role as the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and her talent as a poet. Nevertheless, she treats the parlor's operations with utmost importance, and holds funeral ceremonies with the highest dignity and solemnity.

Xiao is better than hu tao because her name means walnut in Chinese. Pull for xiao instead.

by XiaoAteSnow April 12, 2023