song sponge

Someone who gets songs easily stuck in there head.

Person #1 Breezy has been stuck in my head for hours!

Person #2 You are such a song sponge

by LuveitsGreat January 16, 2010

BP Sponge

A pelican

Now introducing the brand new BP Sponge! Soaking up most of the oil in the Gulf right at this very moment is the new and very outstanding powers of the BP Sponge!

by MrSebastian August 6, 2011

today sponge

An awkward form of birth control that involves jamming a small, special sponge up your woman and leaving it there for several hours after sex.

What if you get knocked up?

It's okay, I'm wearing a Today sponge!

by DrZedex February 20, 2014

Cum Sponge

Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge

Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.

by AlabamaNibber May 20, 2015

Social sponge

A person that tends to unknowingly adapt to be like a person or group of people that they talk to, mimicking their patterns, personality and appearence. A conformist.

Person 1: Is that Katie with the jocks? I thought she was one of the art geeks!
Person 2: Yeah, she switches to the social group of whoever she befriends, she's a total social sponge.

by The Doctor Sex. June 18, 2022

Show me your Sponge

this is a phrase used by chav's to ask a lady to show her vagina, usually resulting in retaliation from the lady

Chav's : LOVE! Show me your sponge!

Lady : Fuck off!

by Caesar 2K10 December 10, 2010

spongebob squarepants

absorbing, yellow, squared, and porous. Extremly funny. He lives in bikini bottom in a pineapple under the sae together with his pet snail Gary. He isnt very bright, but together with his best friend patrick he actually seems pretty clever. He works for mr krabs by making krabby patty burgers. His neighbour work compadre squidward hates spongebob. plankton and sandy also lives in bikini bottom.

I have a bed linnen with patrick and spongebob! i also have a t shirt and 4 plastic figures of patrick, mr krabs, suidward, and spongebob himself:).. and the ps2 game offcourse..

The guys who doesnt like this show is totally clogged and doesnt have a sence of humor at all...go screw urself..

spongebob: wanna go jelly fishing patrick?
Patrick: uh, no i cant, im planning to eat a patty burger today.
Spongebob: aaw barnacles!

by wizkey January 11, 2005