spheerp

adv.)when riding a sheep to a distant land. and you encounter a muffin. this is known as a spheerp.

wow, i still cant believe the spheerp i had last week.

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

sphincter fairy

A Mystical being known to come from the anal realm; see also - Ass Fairy

One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.

by Niggerlipped turdburglin' guy July 29, 2011

sphincter jinxed

After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.

John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"

by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013

spheksophobia

Fear of wasps. Otherwise known as common sense.

I am afraid of wasps, like you are afraid of spiders. You have arachnophobia, i have spheksophobia

by AnoDea September 4, 2016

Sphinchronized

When 2 people's bowel movements have aligned to the same general time.

"My best friend and I have known each other so long that even our morning dumps have sphinchronized"

by SixSpeed July 26, 2017

Sphincter Slurpee

To slurp cum out of an asshole after ejaculating inside of it.

After pounding her in the ass, he enjoyed a Sphincter Slurpee to quench his thirst.

by Thank you cum again! December 7, 2017

Sphryx

Sexually Penetrating Humping Raping Your X-Spot

I am Sphryx.

by Sphryx December 5, 2018