SMOG

Acronym for "Secretly Men Obey Girls"

Example #1:

Person #1: "Can't make it today, my girl's keeping me busy all day!"
Person #2: "Sounds like SMOG is actually a thing."

Example #2:

On Twitter: "Soon it's Valentine's Day again - Men, get yourselves together for our women! #SMOG"

Example #3:

"While giving your GF a present is sweet from time to time, doing it constantly reeks of SMOG."

Example #4:

Person #1: "What's popping, bro?"
Person #2: "Not too much, just finished doing my Girlfriends homework."
Person #1: "Again? Isn't she doing that all the time with you?"
Person #2: "Yes, but I just can't say no to her! After all, she threatened me with less sex if I don't do it..."
Person #1: "She's using you, break up with her! The SMOG took over your thoughts!"

by Skelpolu February 9, 2015

smorgasbord

1. A large variety or things

2. A buffet meal with many hot and cold foods

Cobain: "I'm not a smorgasbord"

by Bryan Hunt February 13, 2007

slorge

Noun, Someone who eats all the good stuff in the fridge, buffet table, party etc.

Verb, to eat all of something in a rude and rapid way.

Hey, did you see Mike slorge all of the pizza?

Oh Mike, what a slorge you are.

by a mom of 2 dogs April 7, 2006

smorgasbord

smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky

justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord.

by umermyaum May 4, 2019

smirgie

A whitey term known in the hip-hop community as dro.

Maaaan....wez be going all smirgie style tonight...2 blunts, 2 bongs and a vapo.

by cheezybuda May 15, 2003

Smirgle

When you blow a baloon up in a persons yine.

Hey, can I smirgle you?

by plopplop00ps July 5, 2003

shmorgenborgen

n. a whole lot of shit

He ordered everything thing on the menu, so lets give him a shmorgenborgen!!!!!

by Le Patron June 11, 2006