shloop

an extremely funny thing to say when someones drinking.... which usually makes them laugh and get juice everywhere.

Prue takes swatch of juice..
Adam says SHLOOOOOOP!
Prue spits juice everywhere

by 1st A in japala December 12, 2004

shloopy

to make a poopy;past tense shlooped

Yo Max be right back i gotta take a shloopy.
Yo J, i just shlooped on ur moms pillow.

by JGRO August 19, 2006

shloppy

verb: to shloppy.
To shloppy someone is to launch, from close range may i add, a soaking wet handful of tissue into someone's face whilst they are passed out on the sofa. The person throwing will shout shlo-oppp-y in a high pitched voice moments after impact. Traditionally, the victim's reaction is caught on several mobile phone video cameras so the moment can be cherished over and over and over again.

1. (a):DJ got shloppied again last night, twice!
(b):poor geezer, he's always the first one to nod off
(a):it was well funny
(b):do you remember when big Kenny hit him with the shloppy?
(a):ha hah ha hah ha ha.

2. (a):Shlooooopppppyyy!!!
(b):Wanker!!
(a):ha hah ha ha ha hah
(b):you're such a prick!
(a):ha ha hah hah ha ha ha
(c,d,e...) :ha ha hah hah hah ha ha ha!

by Mr Lowca August 11, 2006

shlurple my purple

To suck something purple i.e. a penis

"shlurple my purple"

also "shlurple the purple"

by Tony Dodds November 28, 2007

shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008

shlop

busting a load, beating off, whackin it...you get the idea

jon y. "i just shloped on my moms favorite magazine...ohs no"

by jesus d christ July 13, 2003

shloop

n. a single drink, a gulp.

"Customary shloop. Customary tip-o-the-hat." - Mr. Dictator in silent football

by Zorkon June 14, 2004