spasticity

verb.
ability to be spastic

"due to his utter spasticity"

"your spasticity is unpresidented"

by d. ace April 5, 2008

grey spasm

where the teacher suffers from sudden spasms of course language lasting .9 of a second.

an example of a grey spasm would be when a teacher talks and someone talks over her, a spasm to that would be: 'jezuzfukincrist'.

EVERY spazm must consist of either F or a Vowel x4

by davidfallenangel November 20, 2006

spasticated

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

by louise April 12, 2004

spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007

Spasgasm

When during masturbation, ejaculation causes you to have a seizure or a spastic attack

"Dude, last night I heard my brother having a spasgasm while masturbating"

by Mattu_Farlygard March 12, 2010

Spastical

Something or someone that overflows with spasticness. Also used to describe something crazy but awesome or hilarious when the suffix "Fantastical" is added.

1. "Dude, XXX called me an idiot even though he said you could stop bullets by swinging a sword really fast in front of yourself. He's totally spastical."

2. "I want to watch XXX fight someone, it would be spastical fantastical."

by McDicks May 28, 2010

Spasted

To be really stoned and really drunk at the same time. Word is a cross between spliff (Sp) and wasted (asted).

Aww man, we started on the beers last night then someone passed round the spliff; I ended up completely spasted.

by BrenLa November 8, 2010