Holy Sit

When autocorrect fucks with you

guy 1: holy sit
guy 2: Jacob, i think you mean holy shit
guy 1: no, i am siting on a flattened god
guy 2: HOLY SIT!

by MMᄅƎNpƎɹ ⅋ Ɔ∩ɯǝɹ∀p April 17, 2020

sitting on the hump

Sitting on the hump. Phrase •

Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.

"I'm sitting on the hump this week."

by Dakota38 September 18, 2017

out-sit

When you use a public restroom (e.g. at work) and are about to have a loud and embarrassing session, but another person comes in, causing you to hold it until they leave. After they leave you are free to let loose without fear of being laughed at.

Jim: Dude, you were gone for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, I had a nasty burrito for lunch and then had to out-sit 2 guys that came in to piss. I didn’t think I would make it!

by TACOpolo March 6, 2009

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

Sit The Ass

Urban/hip-hop meaning for anal sex. When a sista sits down on the lap of a man so that his penis goes into her booty hole.

Sit The Ass, as in "Let me sit this ass on you"...Beyonce in Rocket

by omjo34 July 8, 2019

Sitting Colors

Essentially, passing, doing, or getting through something with mediocrity or mild talent

Jeremy had passed his finals with sitting colors, and had gotten a lackluster grading of C-

by Orionartz August 29, 2023

sitting taco

A chick who will wait around to have sex with you till the end of time.

Bro, this chick keeps texting me even though I got back with my ex. I think shes a sitting taco

by sedk6 August 30, 2014