second rate

Something that is disgusting, displeasing or boring.

Urrrgh that is second rate man.

by lewy15 May 22, 2008

Rate Your Music

A site that tries to be the musical equivalent to IMDb, but is just another music board that is filled with pseudo-intellectual indie twats who try to out-hip each other.

Has ridiculously high ratings for generic whiny indie bands (Radiohead, Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pavement, ...) and therefore cannot be taken seriously.

Music fan: "What is the darkest band you've heard?"

HipsterIrony17: "Coldplay."
IndieFuckswit: "HAHAHA, I lol'd."
Douchebag#1: "OP is an idiot, worst thread ever!!!"

Typical forum discussion on Rate Your Music.

by celeb March 6, 2012

pro-rated

A euphemistic term invented by corporations to get around having to tell you that your assets are now worthless.

"Hello, Orbitz? Yeah, I missed my flight."
"Okay, sir, then your ticket is now pro-rated."
"Pro-rated? Does that mean I get first class?"
"No, it means your ticket isn't worth dick."

by Screaming Cactus January 11, 2009

ratbadger

someone with a personality akin to a rat and the features of a badger

rat + badger

The Ferguson family

by john mcdonald June 2, 2004

Rate Swap

a financial instrument used to part fools from their money. Usually involves speculating on interest rates. The fools, or 'mark', in this con are often unsophisticated public officials such as school boards or county commissions who are gambling with your money. The fools are advised by sleazeballs known as 'financial advisers' or 'consultants'. The sleazeballs are paid by both the fool and either directly or indirectly by the counterparty that makes a shitload of money, the greedy grifters often referred to as 'banks'. The banks only lose often enough to keep the hopeful fools signing up. By the time fools realize they have been had, it is a lose-lose situation. Pay enormous fees to terminate the contract, or continue riding it into the hole, hoping for a miracle.

Dude, why are your schools shit?

'Cause the board got fooled into a rate swap. We got jackshit and owe millions.

by Gaaaaaah! April 5, 2010

ragebooking

The act of venting about your personal frustrations in your status on Facebook. This is typically done as if you were talking directly the (usually a person) subject of said frustration, when in fact you are talking to every single one of your friends on Facebook. It's usually a good idea to be as vague as possible as to who you are talking about while doing this, as it causes people to wonder if you are mad at them personally. This increases interest and the possibility that someone will leave a comment along the lines of "Who, me?" or "Who/what are you talking about?" on your page, giving you the delusion that people give a shit. This can then be replied to with either telling them straight out or the classic "They know who they are...". Interestingly enough, most ragebooking is done by people who aren't even Facebook friends with the person they are telling off, leaving the victim unaware of the fact that they have been ragebooked. Statistically speaking, ragebooking is absolutely one-hundred percent unproductive and never helps things at all.

I hope you die a horrible death!
Who, me?
No, they know who they are.
Then no one gives a shit. Stop ragebooking.

by ArkaneFlux June 30, 2010

Ratboi

A teenager who emits an aura of obnoxiousness. Also typically picks fights and looses and always talks back to people of authority. Looks like a rodent.

I actually hate that ratboi in 3rd period. He's so stupid

by Boitho October 8, 2017