ragebooking

The act of venting about your personal frustrations in your status on Facebook. This is typically done as if you were talking directly the (usually a person) subject of said frustration, when in fact you are talking to every single one of your friends on Facebook. It's usually a good idea to be as vague as possible as to who you are talking about while doing this, as it causes people to wonder if you are mad at them personally. This increases interest and the possibility that someone will leave a comment along the lines of "Who, me?" or "Who/what are you talking about?" on your page, giving you the delusion that people give a shit. This can then be replied to with either telling them straight out or the classic "They know who they are...". Interestingly enough, most ragebooking is done by people who aren't even Facebook friends with the person they are telling off, leaving the victim unaware of the fact that they have been ragebooked. Statistically speaking, ragebooking is absolutely one-hundred percent unproductive and never helps things at all.

I hope you die a horrible death!
Who, me?
No, they know who they are.
Then no one gives a shit. Stop ragebooking.

by ArkaneFlux June 30, 2010

ragebooking

This phenomenon is often caused by new albums popping up in your "news feed" of people you hate. In order to confirm that these people are still losers/sluts/douchebags/tools/bitches etc. you end up viewing all their pictures. This then leads to explosive rage as you confirm that these people truly are losers/sluts/douchebags/tools/bitches etc.

Man, my ex is such a slut! She posted a new facebook album of her Cabo trip. She's making out with a different guy in each picture! It pissed me off so much that I ended up ragebooking her pics all afternoon.

by abcd12#$ August 28, 2008

Rapebooking

The act of masterbating to a picture of a friend on facebook without his/her permission.

(Wayne's dick stood erect as he impatiently browsed through Gina's facebook photo's looking for an ass shot. He finally found one. Photo 17)

....the next day....

Wayne: I rapebooked the shit out of you last night

Gina: Whats rapebooking?

Carl: Yeah Gina, photo #17 in the "crazy summer nights" album was great!

by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009

Rapebooking

Rapebooking refers to the act of repeatedly and excessively posting comments on your friends' Facebook walls, photos, and any other Facebook media. A Facebook rapist is an individual who indulges in rapebooking frequently; these people are considered dangerous and should be de-friended and reported to the Facebook authorities immediately. If you catch a Facebook rapist, spread rumors about them immediately to help protect your friends against rape.

Rapebooking Sample:

Wall posts:

1. Hi.
2. Miss u.
3. What time is the movie?
4. How was your date?
5. How is the new job?
6. When do you move?

Photo posts:
1. Cool pic.
2. Great trip.
3. Purdy.
4. Wow.
5. LOL.

by Definitionist August 14, 2011

Ragegooning

To lust excessively or masturbate yourself into rage or aggressive social behaviors because your expectations or prerogative is past the threshold of tolerance in your allocation. This is typically seen in impressionable cohort of marauders of niche misogynist toxic environment created by biases that induce emotional states from a para-social speakerphone climate. This term was created and adapted by LordIssa_.

Bruh your ragegooning.... why are you so mad at her? She doesn't know you.
Did you see the fight last night. Bro talked himself into ragegooning in front of the huzz...

by LordIssa November 7, 2025