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life maintenance

The basic things one needs to do to keep life flowing smoothly along. May include, but not limited to: laundry, grocery shopping, cleaning (of refrigerator, bathroom, kitchen), paying bills.
"What'cha doin' Saturday?"
"Gotta do some life maintenance. Fridge is empty and laundry basket is full."
by wickdude February 9, 2007
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Lifegenic

Someone who is incredibly beautiful without even having to try. Just as "photogenic" refers to someone who looks great in pictures without trying, "lifegenic" follows the same principle, except it doesn't only apply to photographs.
Nikki is the only person that can be called Lifegenic truthfully. She can look drop-dead gorgeous even on her worst days.
by Avanura January 9, 2013
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Ass-life

The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013
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megaphone life

A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.
It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Content with a life of cricket and lunch

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.
'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'
by GoATMoN July 11, 2009
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Living your own life

Living in a way where you do not allow others opinions to influence your life decisions.
living your own life, what people who don't care what others think do.
by potatoe12 January 23, 2011
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Old Fart Life

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.
My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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