allen iverson

a fyne basketball player, who is really really good, and was mvp, and plays for the 76ers, and is married...............damnit

gurl:my boy friend looks better then allen iverson
me:ya right, im ur dreams bitch

by lil lisa January 23, 2005

Ivey

A female name. Alternative spelling to Ivy.

John - What's her name?
Bob- Ivey.
John - Like the poison?
Bob- Yea, except with an E.

by PoisonIV June 26, 2009

I’ve got the shits

(1) A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.

(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.

“Ohh Janet Quick Open Door T’Bog I Think I’ve Got The Shits”

by Shitter001 April 11, 2019

allen iverson

Best player of all time. Stunning cross over. Isn't afraid of anyone, and has the most heart of anyone who has ever lived. He also gets a bad rap for his image, when he in reality is a good person. Kobe is a pompous asshole, and T-Mac has no heart. AI is simply the best.

Allen Iverson is the best player the NBA has ever seen.

by Dikembe Mutombo October 14, 2004

I've got kids

What your buddy says when he won't go party with you anymore now that he has kids.

"Dude, we're hitting a strip club after work! Let's go!"

"Sorry, dude, I gotta get home... you know, I've got kids."

by someotherjoe June 15, 2008

I've got 50p, fuck you

When you only have 50p to pay for something.

Person: "How much is this?"

Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"

Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*

Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"

by 69Xxx_pussy_slayer_xxX69 February 11, 2021

Ivey

someone who has the perfect amount of awesomeness, and they are not a loser in any way, shape, or form, i mean who can be a loser if they have a friend named Eli. they are also a necessity at all parties not only because there pure badass, but because they will bring you back from death, and help you find your inter superman. if you can decode them and find out there age dont let it fool you because they are very mature. with this essential knowledge, you are now prepared to find your self your own Ivey.

person1- look at ivey over there, i want to talk to her but im to intimidated by her maturity and good looks

person2- yea i agree shes hangen out with all those seniors over their

by blooberdoodle November 19, 2010