1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.
2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005
Get the feltching mug.1. The nicest, kindness most handsome and purest person on Earth. Has the prettiest smile in world. Puts everyone before himself.
2. Person with a gorgeous accent that can make you faint.
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1. From a scale of 1 to Tom Felton how kind are you?
2. Wow his British accent is so pretty he pulled a Tom Felton here
2. Wow his British accent is so pretty he pulled a Tom Felton here
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Get the Tom Felton mug.by vinny125125 November 5, 2010
Get the feltch farmer mug.the surname of a person who loves to touch hams, this trait in their family history has lead them to be called Ham Feelers, though over time this has been shortened to Feel Ham and most recently Feltham.
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J.P. - "Hey, would you want to go to the diner tonight?"
Nina - "Yeah, sure, just as long as afterward we can spend many hours felting."
Nina - "Yeah, sure, just as long as afterward we can spend many hours felting."
by awkwardfelt December 23, 2008
Get the felting mug.A name of a person so ungodly so vindictive you should run out of the room screaming when approached. A surname of someone who only cares about themselves and throw you or there own mother in the mud just to jump on top of them and bury there head further. They are trained manipulators, who spews words out like vile. A true devil in a great looking package but that's why try not to make eye contact. Everything they say should be ignored and you should just back away very slowly, because they will attack you like prey if they sense your fear. one word sums these people up and its called a feltenberger.
girl 1: hey whos that right there he is soooo hot!!!
girl 2: AHHHHH!!!! Run run away protect your self its a FELTENBERGER!!!!!!
girl 2: AHHHHH!!!! Run run away protect your self its a FELTENBERGER!!!!!!
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