comfort sandwich

Jacking off before and after a difficult task

Dan remember to do your homework make a comfort sandwich while doing his it

by YaBoiDaniel April 20, 2018

Comfort Orgasm

The nonsexual type of orgasm that occurs whenever you place your body in a certain position, causing a great deal of extreme comfort.

Yeah, I slept so well last night cause I had like so many Comfort Orgasms dude!

by TheGreenBowtie November 30, 2017

comfort suit

An outfit or clothes that you wear when you're home because you like how they feel.

Person A: Hi Person B!
Person B: Why are you wearing nothing but underwear?
Person A: Because this is my comfort suit.
It's not like I'm going somewhere.

by ChameleonDragon March 11, 2018

Comfort belly

A rounded belly that protrudes somewhat. Similar to a dad bod. Especially of a man.

‘You’ve got such a comfort belly there, Rhys!’ I.e. Rhys has got a bit of a belly on him.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 5, 2019

comfort animal

An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.

Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?

It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?

Ha-ha very funny.

by Ratched, RN September 12, 2019

Comfort Zoner Bimbo

Any man or woman living High & Fat in the Comfort Zone of any Country's 1% Totally and Conveniently Un-Aware how people outside the Moat.. Live, Survive or Simply Exist.

Don't waste your time explaining how things are Outside the Moat to a Comfort Zoner Bimbo. They have been Sheltered and Convinced that only their Wants and Needs matter.

by WRivers November 5, 2019

Comfort Tube

A Youtube channel or rabbit hole that brings great comfort and warm feelings.

I was supposed to work another 2 hours but instead curled up with my laptop and watched Bon Appetít's Test Kitchen as my comfort tube.

by Skaunti January 27, 2020