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boat of confidence

having so much faith in someone that it fills up a boat of a certain size, larger than a life boat, but smaller than a battleship
Person 1: dude, what did you get for number 69?
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam
by captaincock April 15, 2015
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Boat Ride

With a man laying on his back, with his penis pointing upward towards his face; A female then sits on top of the man placing her vagina lips around the penis and sliding back and forth.
Byron's ex has given many boat rides, but he has never experienced a boat ride himself.
by Mr. Dictategood October 20, 2008
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Boat-slut

Overtanned too-skinny chicks whose sexual orientation is ostensibly limited to guys who own/lease/borrow daddy's sleek power boat and penis-size compensating skyed 4x4 pickup truck to tow it.
On that hot July weekend, Coulee City was rife with Boat-sluts
by Agit8r July 5, 2009
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boat race

A team-based drinking contest. Opposing teams (usu. 5 members each) sit opposite eachother along a table. At the gun, the first member of each team drinks their beverage (usu. beer) as quickly as possible. Upon completion, each player slams his/her mug to the table, signifying that the next teammate can begin their drink, like a relay race. At the end of the table, the last team member (called 'the Anchor') must complete two drinks before play proceeds back through each team (the 'return trip') until the first player of the winning team finishes his/her second drink.
We were doing boat races last night at the Student Union building, but Pete had four shots before we started and he couldn't finish the return trip.
by Figleaf23 December 30, 2008
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Boat Day

Boat Day is on June 27.
every Boat Day, you get ONE present from someone. and you give ONE present to someone ELSE.

Boat final Day is June 28.
you do the exact same thing as you would on Boat Day. but you give and receive presents from DIFFERENT people.

WARNING:
YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE BOATS ON BOAT DAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
YOU JUST DON'T.
SO DON'T ASK.
AND YOU ONLY GIVE one AND RECIEVE one GIFT.
AND REMEMBER THIS:
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!
AND THE WORDS BOAT AND DAY ARE ALWAYS CAPITALIZED.

;D
"O my gosh. I can't believe Boat Day is finally here!!"
"O I know. And Boat final Day is tomorrow!!"
by emmie ;D March 20, 2008
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Boat Race

When two or more people masturbate at the same time in a race to the finish. Friends may also watch and place bets.
"Drinks are on me, I won lots of money last night when I bet on Manny at the boat race. He fapped faster than the human eye could even perceive."
by Mouthy Broadcast October 28, 2014
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Boat Cleaner

The best drug ever. You reach MAXIMUM HIGH for 10 SECONDS. Then the best part is, you die after the best 10 seconds ever. It is done by injecting boat cleaning solution into the blood stream, once done you will enjoy the perks of the best drug ever, then you die! yeah!
I am going to do some boat cleaner after school, see you in hell.
by Guy Guyson mc guy April 25, 2011
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