gona-herpa-tita-warts

noun: when a person has every known STD, at one time. it's pretty much the most disturbing thing that could ever be found in a persons pants.

I took this uber hot chick home for a whole lotta love, and it turns out she had a nasty case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! I still fucked her though, cuz I was too horny.

gona-herpa-tita-warts by the storm drains May 7, 2008

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Titanic

(v) to, while having sex in one's car, plaster one's hand against the foggy window and drag one's fingers along the glass.

"So Danielle and I were having sex in my car and I totally made her Titanic.

Titanic by Keith Erik June 10, 2009

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Titty Tease

When a girl (usually smokin hot,nice big titties) doesn't show them off. Usually justs teases you and makes you horny as hell.

Fuck u bitch stop with the titty tease and show them to me already!

Titty Tease by Pavelski8 May 3, 2008

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tittay

Slang for tit, which, itself is slang. Tits are breasts, mammary production glands of the female gender of the human species, they come in all sizes, but most prefer the larger sized ones as they can be used as pillows or pleasurable devices.

Ur tittays are purrehttay!

tittay by TittayMastar April 13, 2003

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Titan Uranus

A Hong Kong ship owned by a Singaporean shipping company. Aside from its old age and international voyages, it is very well known because of its unique name, which has the exact same pronunciation as "Tighten Your Anus".

Harry Bush: Hey Dick, there is a Hong Kong ship coming into our port.
Dick Hertz: Oh yeah? What's the name?
Harry: Titan Uranus.
Dick: Up yours!!

Titan Uranus by HeywoodJablomy January 11, 2008

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Off my tits

Basically extremely intoxicated, blurred vision and beer goggles are all part of the deal.

Ann: God last night was good!
John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!

Off my tits by MirreyBirrey May 17, 2010

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Tittenbonus

German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.

She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"

Tittenbonus by JohnyBerlin February 18, 2014

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