Dick Dice 

Having sex with a random girl without wearing a condom.

"F*ck, I was drunk-we played just the tip and once it went in we just kept on going. Another night of Dick Dice"

Dick Dice by Gwynnetastic February 28, 2010

Dick head

90% of the urbandictionary editors.

me: hmmm lets see, Flower- something very pretty to look at. I hope they add this very simple, non-insulting, non racist, nice, non pretentious definition.

Editor: WHAT FLOWER?! I'm going to be a complete dick head and reject this definition while I accept the definitions for nigger, coon, porch monkey, chink, beaner, sheboon, etc.. etc...

Dick head by African viking asian guy February 6, 2012

Dick Worm 

The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.

Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.

Dick Worm by Vag640 April 25, 2009

dick whisker 

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

dick whisker by Max December 30, 2004

Dick Bully 

A person who is mean to a dick.

She was giving me oral, I jokingly said another girls name, and well, she turned into a dick bully and pratically bit it off.

Dick Bully by Rocky and Bullwinkle November 23, 2007

Dick Shield

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.

Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.

Dick Shield by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007

Dick faced mother fucker 

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.

"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

Dick faced mother fucker by Fritztafer January 18, 2009