What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.

During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed

What has my life come to? by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017

lush life

Lush life means a life of luxury with an exciting night life, a sophisticated outlook, and plenty of partying. It may have originated with the song Billy Strayhorn wrote for Duke Ellington's band in the 1930s in which he speaks of a weariness of "jazz and cocktails," and "women with sullen and sad grey faces" after a love affair has gone bad. That song, along with "Take The A Train," became classics for Ellington.

His lush life came to an end when he ran out of money and his friends ran out on him.

lush life by Jazz and Cocktails December 21, 2016

How to save a life 

It is a song performed by a band called "The Fray", it is a very touching song for a lot of people it can make you feel happy,sad,miserable,inspiring...

I was listening to how to save a life and it made me feel sad...

How to save a life by 3plus3equal6 March 10, 2008

my life 

A day in hell were i work my butt off all day only to get an hour to do what i wanna do. (a.k.a misery)

my life is BS

my life by loltech1337 December 13, 2018

Miller High Life 

A golden beverage, triple brewed by the gods themselves. Miller likes to take credit for this elixir of life, but we'll let it slide since they sell it for an astonishing $11.29 a case. If anyone ever tries to trick you into buying natty light, slap them and tell them, "No! MHL is way cheaper and has a high alcohol percentage, bitch!" Glass bottles of Miller High Life is astronomically better than canned Miller high Life. The first sip usually taste like blood and nickels but its okay because the rest are awesome.

We should get Miller High Life. That idea just made me so hard.

Miller High Life by PopNasty February 28, 2011

Gacha Life 

A dress-up game (poorly) utilizing the Gacha mechanic. Its community is very diverse, ranging from newcomers to experienced "gachatubers," and to pornographic makers.

Many people prefer to think of it as a "horrible app filled with horny 10-year olds." However, this is only partly true. The community is what makes it "horrible."

I posted a video on Gacha Life. Check it out, man!

Gacha Life by b063 November 23, 2019

half life 2 

the absolute greatest thing ever thing ever to occur in cyberspace. the culmination and cultivation of years of work and sweat to build a machine that could play a game as beautiful as this. this is what the creators of the computer strived to create their machine to do. so that one day, a graphically stunning, amazing game could be played on it.

Preacher: ....and lastly, I thank God for Half Life 2.
Church: AMEN!

half life 2 by James Hexler April 24, 2005