Dick grain

the dick grain is best known for when a boy has ejaculated/masterbated. However, grain is thicker in substance.

Eva: ahh mate this boy proper dick grained on me last night

Millie: I love it when they dick grain

Dick grain by 420john June 5, 2017

dick welding 

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!

dick welding by Lucas W. June 13, 2017

Dick Picking 

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis

"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

Dick Picking by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

dick canoe 

A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.

Jamie is such a dick canoe, we were going to play COD but he went to eat a hotdog.

dick canoe by MTYBargainedForYet July 5, 2017

Dick Funk 

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

Dick Funk by SMD111 July 10, 2017

Dick confetti 

Jizz

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.

Dick confetti by Puntilla August 27, 2017

Dick Enberg

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Enberged

Dick Enberg by Dan Ware April 22, 2018