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Schults

Part of drinking games involving beer, or an alternative "Bitch Beer" (Smirnoff, mikes hard, etc.) In games such as beer pong, case races, funneling, etc. If any participant belches loudly enough to be heard by an opposing player they can call SCHULTS! and slap that person in the back of the head. The only way to avoid being schults'd is to touch your nose immediately after the belch.
AW Shit... you didn't call schults in time.
by PQGV500 March 3, 2011
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Schutzgeist

a protective spirit or protective ghost, translated from German
"Don't those creepy walking sounds in your house at night scare you? I thnk you have a poltergeist!"

"No, it has been here a long time and I am sure it is my schutzgeist"
by HuecoDoc September 22, 2011
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Schultz Brothers

Two brothers (Dave and Mark Schultz) won the 1984 olympics, and forever will carry on as legands. Also, Kristy Schultz, (Wife of Mark Schultz) Wrestled on Team Foxcatcher, and wrestled in the Womans World Championchips, and placed 5th.
A movie currently being made, called Foxcatcher is being made in Hollywood, in honor of Mark and Dave. The tragic story on how Dave was murdered by John E. DuPont. (DuPont Industrys, and Heir to the DuPont Fortune) parts will be played by Channing Tatum, (As dave Schultz) and Steve Correll (John DuPont) the movie will premiere in 2013. As along with a Documentary, that Will air on the History channel, in 2013.
"have you seen that kid wrestle?"
-"yeah, but he doesn't even compare to the Schultz brothers"
"nobody does."
by Katy Stone April 24, 2012
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Schutz

Someone who does't get with women. Scared of females.
"Schutz doesn't talk to girls."
by RipperMagoo November 6, 2018
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Josh Schussler

The most amazing person ever. He's a great singer, actor, and human being all together. He will be the best boyfriend ever to you and he won't cheat with anyone else. He is well known, very sexy, and just an overall perfect man.
Ericka- Who's that beautiful guy standing like a god over there?!?

Tiffany- Oh, him? That's Josh. Josh is mine. MY Josh Schussler! MINE!!!
by ~URBANDICTIONARY~ June 1, 2011
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captain schultz

Borrowing from other Captain ranked negatives(see Captain Obvious and Captain Hindsight) a Captain Schultz is the douche canoe at the worst end of the dish it/take it spectrum. Usually running a joke/prank farther in the ground than acceptable to even the least socially adept individuals (Ex. Carrot Top, Jeff Foxworthy, or an adult with downs that has been telling the same knock knock joke for 27 years) upon having the same joke/prank pulled on him, stomps around throwing a bitch fit big enough to sap the fun out of any environment.

Usually when someone overreacts to something, the natural reaction is to do it more, not with this person, once you have viewed the sad state of affairs in the wake of their unrelenting diatribe, you call it a loss agree to never walk that forsaken path again.
Carl: You know how Randy thinks its still funny to hide people’s shoes?

Don: You didn’t…

Carl: I did, but I just moved them over a foot and put a towel over them.

Don: That explains it. You need to put the shoes back. He promoted himself to Captain Schultz over it. He smashed open the coffee maker looking for them.

Carl: If he just looks right next to where he put them he will…

Don: Not worth it, just return them, we’ll have someone else tell him they are back. Lets never speak of this again.
by Mxyzsptlk June 29, 2014
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Schultz

A game where one person makes an obviously false statement and another person corrects the statement. The original person then shouts "Schultz". A master "Schultzer" can not be "Schultzed"
Nick: I get alot of girls
Kevin: No you don't
Nick: "Schultz"!
Kevin: Oh man, you got me dude.
by Purple Colored July 6, 2006
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