clunge ripper

To be vagina-tearingly proficient at the sexual act.

I ripped dat ho's clunge, bro.

Last night after I finished pleasuring your father and brother I ripped open your mother's clunge, good friend.

I be rippin clunge all nite long innit!

I am Superman, Clunge Ripper, Tearer of Pussy.

by Clunge Ripper September 24, 2011

The Horse Ripper

After having a horse showing, some disturbed individuals tend to go back to the barn with their horses. After having casual sex with the horse, the individual then proceeds to have their ass literally ripped by the large penis. Normally, this happens with young, Caucasian females living in Northern Iowa.

"Omg dude, Zoie is being uber 1337! She is even using the Horse Ripper move on the beast!"

by zoiegetseffedbyhorses January 7, 2010

muscle eddie rippedmeat

google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images, you wontttt

Me at school: hey random person, google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images
random person: lmao thats so fucking funny bruh

by a guy with a big thor January 30, 2022

Ripe Nob

A nob that is tender and ready to explode.

Can also be described as juicy.

Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.

Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Rippin' you out

technically means your only messing around with someone

or could potentially mean to rip out a girls organs while bucking.

first guy ' mate i was sleepin with your sister'
Second guy' are you serious?'
first guy'nahh mate. im only rippin' you out'

by ekralce December 11, 2009

rimped

The cleaning of ones bumhole, against their will, with anothers tongue.

Danny rimped georgina last night, she wasnt impressed.

by theresthatgirl June 13, 2013

ripple dick

My brother and I were out fishing and swimming and came up with ripple dick. When you are in the water to long and your penis shrivels.

I was in the water to long I have ripple dick

by Joestone32 April 26, 2017