ripped a new one

verbally wrecked to shreds; roasted

i was ripped a new one by my track coach after fucking up at the meet.

by jaminator69 December 15, 2016

Ripped me a new one

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody

steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design

by supersa November 12, 2006

rip you a new one

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole

If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!

by Beggi April 23, 2007

Ripped me a new one

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.

I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

by Hancockked June 3, 2010

rip someone a new one

rip someone a new one to tear someone a new asshole to beat someone sensless or near death not being able to fight back

if someone lets their dogs loose again my yard to do their business i will have to rip someone a new one

by bluebear May 19, 2022

Ripped Me A New One

From the Latin derivative, Rippitus Aholus, Literally: "Ripping one a new A**Hole"

ie; When she found out I cheated on that test, she "ripped me a new one"

by Wallach May 22, 2008

Ripped me a new one

A phrase meaning to shout, scream, or try to convince someone from anger.

She ripped me a new one when she found out it was me who took her face.

by Minister May 28, 2005