Squid Parade

A parade in which the innocuous cephalopod, the Squid, is celebrated in all its glory.

Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.

Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?

Person one : "Hey Jon, did you hear about the Squid Parade going on in Santa Cruz next week?"

Person two : "Yes."

by Sucubus June 15, 2012

Piss parade

When you are to nice of a person to tell people no or to just "lay down the law"

When you get taken advantage of...

Maria and Chandler moved in a few months ago. They don't pay rent and hardly do any cleaning. They were told from the start they should try to chip in as much as they can.

"What the fuck am I to you, a Piss Parade?? I shouldn't HAVE to tell you to clean up after yourself it's common sense!!"

by Sabrina Alexandra L. April 6, 2016

Kennedy Morky discharge parade

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.

In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

Rainbow Parade

Gay couples holding hands as they walk through the city fighting for gay rights.

Peter; Bobby lets go to the rainbow parade. Bobby; I would love to go it sounds fabulous. Peter; Oh and Bobby, Don't forget the KY Jelly.

by Myles Chino March 7, 2007

douche bag parade

A group of manages and/or executives walking together.

When the meeting was over the douche bag parade began.

by drumbeast June 30, 2009

Punjab Python Parade

When 5 or more dudes form a circle by holding hands while one girl sits on her knees in the middle. She bobs on each dick one time and then the circle rotates, providing another dick for her to perform on. This continues until every dude skeets.

Dude, I heard Greg, Chase, Trey, Dave, Adam, Chandler, and Alec had a 4 hour 11 minute Punjab Python Parade last night.

by pythonparader69 January 8, 2011

The Black Parade

My Chemical Romance's alter ego / Their new album. The first song off it is Welcome to the black parade.

This was in an interview sent to people who signed up to the black parade

by black_Llama August 27, 2006