cement surfing

When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.

"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."

by The Homeless Guy June 5, 2014

cleme

a synonym for vagina

Lick my cleme clean!

by cbarbs99 May 14, 2015

cementery

A "low budget" graveyard where the headstones are just molded from Portland Redi-mix instead of costly professionally-carved granite.

In "A Christmas Carol", it doesn't mention whether the miser Scrooge's tombstone was in a cementery or not.

by QuacksO June 28, 2018

Cement Mixing

When you cum in someone’s ass when they have diarrhoea, then the mixture pours out.

“Joanna went cement mixing and now the bathroom will never be the same again”

by RedSalt404 September 21, 2018

CementHead

Someone who is so stupid you wonder if he has a brain or just cement in his head.

Jimbob: "HAHA Neil is such a cementhead he took his large potion before his mini's."

Ryguy: "HAHA what a cementhead!"

by rjdthecoolkid September 28, 2018

Cement Belly

When you blow a load on your stomach and wipe it in instead of wiping it off.

“I’ve been doing cement belly for about a month now, and my stomach is rock hard.”

by Wtfdudethatsgross July 8, 2019

crémenleave

when you have a sexy girl over to your house and you're about to cum and you pull out cum in her hair and kick her out of your house.

I had Jessica over she thought she was getting a kid and all i did to her was crémenleave. Lmao

by Urmomispoo69 March 9, 2020