buddhist

a person who follows the religion of buddhism. remember that there are many different sects or types of buddhism and that you should't link them all together

jon: that guy is buddhist, that means his god is a cow. wat a loser

toby: naw man, he's a different type, he doesnt pray to any gods. and you shouldnt judge ppl like that

by jo<3 December 27, 2007

Budded

A combination of pot and booze rendering one unaccountable for their actions, and incapable of remembering what they did at any rate.

"Dude, do believe the shit Jessica did last night?" "Yeah man, she was totally budded."

by icmikeg April 23, 2015

Buddha Goddard

A Buddha Goddard is a sexy laxbro with a luscious buddha belly that no one can resist rubbing.

Oh look at that Buddha Goddard! dont u just want to rub his belly?

Definitely!

by Narbish Mom April 13, 2010

Badder

a wannabe and tryhard bad bitch

Rahim is the badder rikshaw driver ;)

by badwingman October 18, 2019

The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.

Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

Bumper Sticker Buddhism

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”

I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.

by Potimarron October 5, 2013

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020