whiffet

huffing an onion to induce tears

I had such a rough day but just couldn't cry, so I had to do a whiffet to get the tears out!

by trashpanda73 July 31, 2023

Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.

Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"

by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011

big whiffer

Someone who enjoys smelling other people's aromas.

"Yeah, my man's tony? He's a big whiffer, always trying to smell other people's stuff."

by bigjumbo23 December 23, 2020

Whuffer

A racial slur for the human race as a whole

Look at these stupid whuffers walking to school!

by ThatRandomBoi September 12, 2017

whifu

The waifu of someone with a caucasian complex.

A portmanteau of 'waifu' and 'white'.

Some asian men like white women so much, you'll often find those that do have a whifu they admire.

by pimpmastahanhduece November 5, 2019

whilf

war hero i’d like to fuck

A: Charles Whittelesey was a whilf.
K: dude you’re so right

by levsfootfungi April 21, 2021

Whitfield Jones

The type of man you would ride horse back through the alps with while telling tales of your childhood hooligan antics of the good old days with the sewer rats.

The mans a real Whitfield Jones

by Ray Harbarch May 18, 2021